Scott Sellars Tribute Song!

This is dedicated to @NorthernJam @nufcfans and @Eaststand65

To the tune of 'The Blaydon Races'.....

T'was on the 25th of April in 1993,
that 30,000 & the rest did go along to see,
the mackems & their crappy team get egg upon their faces,
while aal the Geordies took the piss & sang the Blaydon Races!

Oh me lads, the mackems got a hiding,
& down into Division 2 is where the twats are sliding,
it's great to see the Roker shite get put back in their places,
while aal the Geordies tek the piss & sing the Blaydon Races!

The night before the rain came down like Britain's own monsoon,
the ref said "aye we play the game, me money's on the Toon",
the game kicked off amidst the rain the Toon were soon attacking,
it poured & poured 'cos Christ our Lord was pissing on the mackems!

Oh me lads, the mackems got a hiding
& down into Division 2 is where the twats are sliding,
it's great to see the Roker shite get put back in their places,
while aal the Geordies tek the piss & sing the Blaydon Races!

The rain came down some more & more, the Toon fans were so loud,
So Butcher tried to alter that by hoofing the ball in the crowd,
& then we won a great free-kick from which we'd make the most,
as Sellars scored the winning goal assisted by the post!

Oh me lads, the mackems got a hiding
& down into Division 2 is where the twats are sliding,
it's great to see the Roker shite get put back in their places,
while aal the Geordies tek the piss & sing the Blaydon Races!

The song does continue but I was too pissed to remember any more of it!